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According to the History Channel, Halloween is one of the world's oldest holidays and is still celebrated today in several countries around the globe. 

The autumn rite is commemorated in the United Kingdom, although with a surprising and distinctive British twist.

In Mexico, Latin America, and Spain, All Souls' Day, the third day of the three-day Hallowmas observance, is the most important part of the celebration for many people.

In Ireland and Canada, Halloween, which was once a frightening and superstitious time of year, is celebrated much as it is here in the United States, with trick-or-treating, costume parties, and fun for all ages, so let the fun begin.
 

What is your favorite Halloween treat?




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Timeline of the most popular Halloween candy by year.

Halloween Candy Tips

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According to the Pumpkin Patch, 80 percent of our nation's pumpkins come to market. Besides using them for carving, there are some
 Unusual Pumpkin Facts

Q: What is Frankenstein's favorite waterway?
A: The Eerie Canal

How-to videos on Halloween pumpkin carving

Pumpkin Carving 101 - Learn the secrets to carving your pumpkin so it looks great.
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Amazing
Pumpking Carvings by Scott Cummins - a real treat for the eyes!

Free Pumpkin Carving Patterns - Patterns from simple to comples. 

pumpkin_winks.gifHalloween acitivities in the San Francisco Bay Area

Halloween Photography Tricks for great Halloween pictures

Get the scoop on Monsters, Bats, Dracula, and More

Halloween screen savers and wallpaper that deliver a chill down your spine

Q: What is Dracula's favorite coffee?
A: De'coffin'ated


Play Hangman Game - Check out this interactive "talking back" Halloween Hangman game.  It's cooooool!

Halloween Word Search 

Halloween Sudoku

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Halloween e-cards

Halloween customs

Send Halloween e-cards.

Find the treat in the pumpkin patch

Ben & Jerry's cool Halloween stuff for kids of all ages.


Q:
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.

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Trick or Treating safety tips.


Funtasia's Halloween Games, Tricks and Treats

Jan's Courtyard  wander through this haunted house
and spooky graveyard . . . if you dare.

The BoneGarden Estate - is a virtual haunted house.  Tour  through five stories of rooms and the cemetery grounds. 

The Hauntings  - Your Nightmare Begins. Two interactive chilling stories.

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Face Paint For Halloween


Ingredients

      1  Tablespoon Cornstarch
    1/2 Teaspoon Water
    1/2 Teaspoon Cold cream
    Any Color Food Coloring

Directions: Combine all until smooth and spreadable. Washes off easily

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More Face Painting Recipes and goulish recipes.

More Halloween Makeup you can make with these easy recipes.

 


halloween-witchmoon.gifPumpkin Dip

Ingredients

1 30-oz. can pumpkin (not pie mix)
4 c. confectioners sugar
16 oz. cream cheese, softened
1 tsp. vanilla
2 tsp. cinnamon
1 tsp. ginger
1/2 tsp. nutmeg

Directions: Combine ingredients with a mixer, place in serving bowl, chill. To serve, place bowl on platter and surround with store-bought gingersnaps. Amazingly simple for something so good. Recipe by: Richard in Cincy as posted on Gail's Recipe Exchange.

Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap

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Halloween wallpaper for your computer - many outstanding designs to choose from and they are all free.

Q: Why does the mummy keep his Band-Aids in the refrigerator?
A: So he can use them for cold cuts

Haunted Memories - See photos change from normal to spooky with a click of your mouse.

Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
A: Peek-a-boo

Real Haunted Houses - is an index on haunted houses across America listed by state. An intriguing adventure!

Haunted House Map - Click on any state on this United States map and see if there's a haunted house near you.


Q: What is a ghost's favorite ride at a theme park?
A: A roller ghoster.

California Haunted Houses and Haunted Attractions:

Q: What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving

Halloween wallpaper  for your cmputer - many outstanding designs to choose from and they are all free.

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Q: How does a werewolf like his eggs for breakfast?
A: Terrified
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Build your own haunted house - Learn to design, build, and promote a Halloween haunted house!  Haunted Yard has ideas for transforming your yard into a haunted setting.  

Haunted Halloween  - Trick or Treat online for cash . . . It's all fun and games until someone turns the lights on.  

 

 Halloween Jokes
Contributed by Ms. Jody Walsh

Q. What's a haunted chicken?
A. A poultry-geist.

Q. What was the witches' favorite subject in school?
A. Spelling

Q. What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door  salesman?
A. A dead ringer.

Q. What do little ghosts drink?
A. Evaporated milk.

Q. What type of coffee do vampires prefer?
A.  Decoffinated!

Q. What time would it be if five demons were chasing  you?
A. Five after one.

Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A. Boo boos

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. Ice Scream

Q. What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A. A blood vessel

Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A. With a pumpkin patch.

Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby  ghost?
A. Don't spook until your spooken to.

Q. What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby  Vampire?
A. "You are driving me batty."

skeleton_dancing_md_blk.gifQ. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A.  Squash

Q. Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
A.  Because people are dying to get in.

Q. Why do witches think they're funny?
A. Every time they look in the mirror, it cracks up.

Q. Why did the tiny ghost join the football squad?
A. He had heard that they needed a little team spirit!

Q. Why don't skeletons like to eat spicy food?
A. They can't stomach it!

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Q. Why was the student vampire tired in the  morning?
A. Because he was up all night studying for his blood  test!

Q. Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a  day?
A. It's good for the bones.

Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when  they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!

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A. They have  no body to dance with.

Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They're  good at keeping things under wraps.

Q. Why do vampires drink blood?
A. Because coffee keeps them awake all day!

Q. Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
A. Because he's a pain in the neck!

Q. Why did the mummy call the doctor?
A. Because he was coffin.

Q. Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
A. To get his boo-ster shot?

Q. Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A.  Because people are dying to get in.

Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. Where does Dracula water ski?
A. On Lake Erie

Q. Where does Count Dracula make his withdrawals?
A. At the blood bank.

Q. When does a ghost need a license?
A. During "haunting" season.

Q. What did the monster eat after the dentist pulled his tooth?
A. The dentist!

Q. What do ghouls order at McMonsters?
A.  Handburgers.

Q. What do spooks call their Navy?
A. The ghost guard.

 

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Land O' Lakes Goulish Gathering Treat Recipes

Free Halloween Gift-Giving Labels - from Land O' Lakes

 

Witches Brew

4 Inch Stick Cinnamon (Break In Pieces)
1 Teaspoon Allspice (Whole)
1 Teaspoon Whole Cloves
1/3 Cup Brown Sugar (Tamped Down)
7 Cups Apple Cider
1 To 1 & 1/2 Cups Rum
1 Cup Butter

Directions: Tie spices in a 4 to 6 inch square of double thickness cheesecloth. (100% cotton)

In a crockpot or slow cooker, combine all ingredients except butter. Cover and cook on low setting 7 to 8 hours or on high setting 3 to 4 hours. Discard spice bag. Ladle hot punch into cups and float about 1/2 teaspoon butter atop each serving.

Makes ten 6 oz. servings. 
You can substitute 1 to 1 & 1/2 cup of apple cider for the rum.

 

Take a look at our collection of  Goulish Recipes  Edible Eyeballs, Green Slime Punch, Worms On A Bun, and other goulish dishes.  

And, try these easy Halloween treats to make at home.

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Squashed Frogs For Halloween

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Ingredients 

1 stick margarine
40 lg marshmallows (10 oz. bag)
5 c corn flakes cereal
1/2 ts vanilla (optional)
2 tsp green food coloring
M&Ms Plain Chocolate Candy

Directions: Melt margarine in large saucepan. Add marshmallows and cook over low heat, stirring constantly until melted and mixture is syrupy. Remove from heat. Add vanilla and food color. Mix. Add corn flakes and mix until well coated and bright green

 

Halloween: Green Slime

Yield: 2 Cups

     10 oz frozen spinach, thawed
      4 oz cream cheese
    1/2 c  sour cream
    1/3 c  mild salsa
      2    green onions, chopped
      1    garlic clove, minced
    1/2 ts salt
    1/2 ts pepper

Directions:
Drain spinach; squeeze dry. In food processor, pure spinach, cheese, sour cream, salsa, onions, garlic, salt and pepper. Cover and refrigerate for 2 hours or until thickened slightly. Let stand at room temperature for 30 minutes. Serve with "Halloween: Skeleton Bread"


Source: Canadian Living magazine

 

~  A Halloween Poem ~ 
A short poem for October - Contributed by: Mr. Tracy DeBiaso.


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Joanne

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