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November 9, 2009 Next update December

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The busiest time of the year is upon us...

October 2009 Firewood supply

At our house getting ready for fall and winter means bringing in a supply of mountain oak firewood.  One cord, a stack 4' x 4' x 8' will last us through the winter, and if temperatures are mild, well into spring. We keep our woodsman's number handy just in case we run low.  We monitor air quality and burn accordingly.  The photo at right is this year's supply. 

Starting a fire has become as easy as striking a match with a new product we discovered called Ignite-O.  We first ordered it online, then found is at Wal-Mart and other stores.  I kid you not, Ignite-O 2009 fire started with IgniteOis fab. 

I look forward to your comments, questions and suggestions. 

Take care,

Joanne
Your San Francisco Bay Area Real Estate Broker... and coffee lover.

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First Time Buyers and Repeat Buyers Rebates Extended to June 10, 2010

The first time buyer rebate program and new home rebate program for existing owners buying a brand new home have been extended.  For more information, click here.

 


Sears Discount...

Fidelity National Home Warranty company has made available through Sears special discounts for my clients and friends of JoanneGardiner.com.  You do not need to have a home warranty on your home or even be buying a home in order to use this discount.  The Sears Discount information is in PDF format.  You will need Adobe Reader. If you do not have it, you may download Adobe Reader free.

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Shower power

To maximize showering efficiency, make sure you have installed a low-flow showerhead in all of your bathrooms. All showerheads manufactured in the U.S. must restrict flow to 2.5 gallons per minute (gpm) or less. Some models are designed to use even less water.

Permanent filters

Instead of replacing your air conditioner or furnace filter several times a year, consider replacing the disposable filter with a permanent filter. These filters can be cleaned with a vacuum cleaner or garden hose and mild household detergents. Plus, these filters carry a lifetime warranty, saving you money in the long-term.

It's flu season

It’s flu season and you know you’re supposed to wash your hands, but don’t neglect your feet and your home’s indoor air quality. The germs on your shoes find their way into your home and carpets.  According to one study, 27 percent of the bacteria in the home are the E. Coli virus. For a healthy home, leave your shoes at the door.

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 Here's to the Heros ~ Thanks to Mr. Jim Knudsen

Beautiful, Chilling, Patriotic - a salute with extraordinary vocal assist. 

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL-0mdEg0U4&feature=related

 


Remember to thank a Vet on Wednesday, November 11th, Veterans Day

Regardless how you feel about the war, please support our troops. 

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Send them a "Thank You" note.

also visit Our Veterans' Tribute

 

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Two Little Boys ~ Thanks to Mr. John Lopes

Two little boys ages 8 and 10 were excessively mischievous. They were always
getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it.  If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.  The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he
would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed
with his mouth hanging open.  So the preacher repeated The question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. 

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. GOD is missing and they think we did it!"

 


Barnyard Humor ~ Thanks to Ms. Merrilee Love DeBiaso

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Moo Shoe Pork


Just a guy on a bike ~ Thanks to Mr. Jim Knudsen

 As you watch this, it just keeps getting more and more incredible!   

Video clip of a guy on a bike

 


Ouch! ~ Thanks to Ms. Florence Pierson

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtful, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."


Blonde jokes are so passé ~ Thanks to Mr. Clayton Barry

At least they were until this one began circulating through cyberspace...


During a recent company password audit, it was discovered that a
blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy"

When asked why she used such a long password, she explained that she
was told it had to be at least 8 characters long.


Two old men's last Days ~ Thanks to Mr. Jim Knudsen

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town.  After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.  The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, " Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.  These two are so old and drunk I'm not wasting two of my girls on them.  They won't know the difference."

The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.  As they are walking home the first man says, " You know, I think my girl was dead!," says the first friend.

"Why do you say that?"

"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."

"Could be worse," said the second friend. "I think mine was a witch."

"A witch? Why the hell would you say that?"

"well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the nect, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window... took my teeth with her."

 


25 Things about to become extinct in America ~ Thanks to Ms. Florence Pierson

25.   U.S. Post Office - They are pricing themselves out of existence. With e-mail, and on-line se rvices they are a relic of the past. (refer to #9) Packages are also sent faster and cheaper with UPS.

24. Yellow Pages - This year will be pivotal for the global Yellow Pages industry.
Much like newspapers, print Yellow Pages will continue to bleed dollars to their various digital counterparts, from Internet Yellow Pages (IYPs), to local search engines and combination search/listing services like Reach Local and Yodel Factors like an acceleration of the print 'fade rate' and the looming recession
will contribute to the onslaught. One research firm predicts the falloff in usage of newspapers and print Yellow Pages could even reach 10% this year -- much higher than the 2%-3% fade rate seen in past years.

23. Classified Ads - The Internet has made so many things obsolete that newspaper classified ads might sound like just another trivial item on a long list. But this is one of those harbingers of the future that could signal the end of civilization as we know it. The argument is that if newspaper classifies are replaced by free on-line listings at sites like Craigslist.org and Google Base, then
newspapers are not far behind them..

22. Movie Rental Stores - While Netflix is looking up at the moment, Blockbuster keeps closing store locations by the hundreds. It still has about 6,000 left across the world, but those keep dwindling and the stock is down considerably in 2008, especially since the company gave up a quest of Circuit City.  Movie Gallery, which owned the  Hollywood Video brand, closed up shop earlier this year. Countless small video chains and mom-and-pop stores have given up the ghost already.

21. Dial-up Internet Access - Dial-up connections have fallen from 40% in 2001 to 10% in 2008. The combination of an infras tructure to accommodate affordable
high speed Internet connections and the disappearing home phone have all but pounded the final nail in the coffin of dial-up Internet access.

20.   Phone Land Lines - According to a survey from the National Center for Health
Statistics, at the end of 2007, nearly one in six homes was cell-only and, of those homes that had land lines, one in eight only received calls on their cells.

19.   Chesapeake Bay Blue Crabs - Maryland 's icon, the blue crab, has been fading away in Chesapeake Bay.  Last year Maryland saw the lowest harvest (22 million pounds) since 1945. Just four decades ago the bay produced 96 million
pounds. The population is down 70% since 1990, when they first did a formal count. There are only about 120 million crabs in the bay and they think they need 200 million for a sustainable population.  Over-fishing, pollution, invasive species and global warming get the blame.

18. VCRs - For the better part of three decades, the VCR was a best-seller
and staple in every American household until being completely decimated by the DVD, and now the Digital Video Recorder (DVR). In fact, the only remnants of the VHS age at your local Wal-Mart or Radio Shack are blank VHS tapes. Pre-recorded VHS tapes are largely gone and VHS decks are practically nowhere to be
found. They served us so well.

17. Ash Trees - In the late 1990's, a pretty, iridescent green species of beetle,
now known as the emerald ash borer, hitched a ride to North America with ash wood products imported from eastern Asia. In less than a decade, its larvae have killed millions of trees in the Midwest and continue to spread. They've killed more than 30 million ash trees in southeastern Michigan alone, with tens of millions more lost in Ohio and Indiana. More than 7.5 billion ash trees are currently at risk.

16. Ham Radio - Amateur radio operators enjoy personal (and often worldwide)
wireless communications with each other and are able to support their communities with emergency and disaster communications if necessary, while increasing their personal knowledge of electronics and radio theory. However, proliferation of the Internet and its popularity among youth has caused the decline of amateur radio. In the past five years alone, the number of people holding active ham radio licenses has dropped by 50,000, even though Morse Code is no longer a requirement.

15. The Swimming Hole - Thanks to our litigious society, swimming holes are becoming a thing of the past. '20/20' reports that swimming hole owners, like
Robert Every in High Falls, NY, are shutting them down out of worry that if someone gets hurt they'll sue. And that's exactly what happened in Seattle . The city of Bellingham was sued by Katie Hofstetter who was paralyzed in a fall at a popular swimming hole in Whatcom Falls Park. As injuries occur and lawsuits follow, expect more swimming holes to post 'Keep out!' signs.

14. Answering Machines - The increasing disappearance of answering machines is directly tied to No 20 our list - the decline of landlines. According to USA Today, the number of homes that only use cell phones jumped 159% between 2004 and 2007. It has been particularly bad in New York since 2000, landline usage has dropped 55%. It's logical that as cell phones rise, many of them replacing traditional landlines, that there will be fewer answering machines.

13. Cameras That Use Film - It doesn't require a statistician to prove the rapid disappearance of the film camera in   America . Just look to companies like Nikon,
the professional's choice for quality camera equipment. In 2006, it announced that it would stop making film cameras, pointing to the shrinking market -- only 3% of its sales in 2005, compared to 75% of sales from digital cameras and equipment.

12. Incandescent Bulbs - Before a few years ago, the standard 60-watt (or, yikes, 100-watt) bulb was the mainstay of every   U.S. home. With the green movement
and all-things-sustainable-energy crowd, the Compact Fluorescent Lightbulb (CFL) is largely replacing the older, Edison-era incandescent bulb. The EPA reports that 2007 sales for Energy Star CFLs nearly doubled from 2006, and these sales accounted for approximately 20 percent of the U.S. light bulb market. And
according to USA Today, a new energy bill plans to phase out incandescent bulbs in the next four to 12 years.

11. Stand-Alone Bowling Alleys - Bowling Balls. US claims there are still 60 million Americans who bowl at least once a year, but many are not bowling in stand-alone bowling alleys. Today most new bowling alleys are part of facilities for all types or recreation including laser tag, go-karts, bumper cars, video game arcades, climbing walls and glow miniature golf. Bowling lanes also have been added to many non-traditional venues such as adult communities, hotels and resorts, and gambling casinos.

10. The Milkman - According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, in 1950, over
half of the milk delivered was to the home in quart bottles, by 1963, it was about a third and by 2001, it represented only 0.4% percent. Nowadays most milk is sold through supermarkets in gallon jugs.. The steady decline in home-delivered milk is blamed, of course, on the rise of the supermarket, better home refrigeration and longer-lasting milk. Although some milkmen still make the rounds in pockets of the U.S. they are certainly a dying breed.

9. Hand-Written Letters - In 2006, the Radicati Group estimated that, worldwide, 183 billion e-mails were sent each day. Two million each second. By November
of 2007, an estimated 3.3 billion Earthlings owned cell phones, and 80% of the world's population had access to cell phone coverage. In 2004, half-a-trillion text messages were sent, and the number has no doubt increased exponentially since then. So where amongst this gorge of gabble is there room for the elegant, polite hand-written letter?

8. Wild Horses - It is estimated that 100 years ago, as many as two million horses
were roaming free within the United States . In 2001, National Geographic News estimated that the wild horse population has decreased to about 50,000 head. Currently, the National Wild Horse and Burro Advisory board states that there are 32,000 free roaming horses in ten Western states, with half of them residing in
Nevada . The Bureau of Land Management is seeking to reduce the total number of free range horses to 27,000, possibly by selective euthanasia.

7. Personal Checks - According to an American Bankers Assoc. report, a net 23% of consumers plan to decrease their use of checks over the next two years, while a net 14% plan to increase their use of PIN debit. Bill payment remains the last stronghold of paper-based payments -- for the time being. Checks continue to be the most commonly used bill payment method, with 71% of consumers paying at
least one recurring bill per month by writing a check. However, a bill-by-bill basis, checks account for only 49% of consumers' recurring bill payments (down from 72% in 2001 and 60% in 2003).

6. Drive-in Theaters - During the peak in 1958, there were more than 4,000 drive-in
theaters in this country, but in 2007 only 405 drive-ins were still operating. Exactly zero new drive-ins have been built since 2005. Only one reopened in 2005 and five reopened in 2006, so there isn't much of a movement toward reviving the closed ones.

5. Mumps & Measles - Despite what's been in the news lately, the measles and mumps actually, truly are disappearing from the United States.  In 1964, 212,000 cases of mumps were repor ted in the U.S. By 1983, this figure had dropped to 3,000, thanks to a vigorous vaccination program. Prior to the introduction of the measles vaccine, approximately half a million cases of measles were reported in the U.S.. annually, resulting in 450 deaths. In 2005, only 66 cases were recorded.

4. Honey Bees - Perhaps nothing on our list of disappearing America is so dire;
plummeting so enormously; and so necessary to the survival of our food supply as the honey bee. Very scary. 'Colony Collapse Disorder,' or CCD, has spread throughout the U.S. and Europe over the past few years, wiping out 50% to 90% of the colonies of many beekeepers -- and along with it, their livelihood.

3. News Magazines and TV News - While the TV evening newscasts haven't gone anywhere over the last several decades, their audiences have. In 1984, in a story about the diminishing returns of the evening news, the New York Times reported that all three network evening-news programs c ombined had only 40.9 million viewers. Fast forward to 2008, and what they have today is half that.

2. Analog TV - According to the Consumer Electronics Association, 85% of homes in the U.S. get their television programming through cable or satellite providers. For the remaining 15% -- or 13 million individuals -- who are using rabbit ears or a large outdoor antenna to get their local stations, change is in the air.  If you are one of these people you'll need to get a new TV or a converter box in order to get the new stations which will only be broadcast in digital.

1. The Family Farm - Since the 1930's, the number of family farms has been declining rapidly. According to the USDA, 5.3 million farms dotted the nation in 1950, but this number had declined to 2.1 million by the 2003 farm census (data from the 2007 census hasn't yet been published). Ninety-one percent of the U.S. FARMS are small Family Farms.

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Painting, a new dimension ~ Thanks to Mr. Jim Knudsen


Meet Liu Bolin - The Invisible Man. This guy paints himself, no kidding.  He uses no trick photography; he just paints himself.  The last two pictures are amazing!

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Here's a hint:     look by the front tire.

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Before you go, remember your comments, suggestions, and contributions are welcome. When you come across something funny or informative and in good taste, please send it along.  I would love to include it with your name and our thanks. 

Be sure to tell your friends about Coffee Break. And if you have time, explore the other sections of our web site. 

I leave you to ponder these words a good friend shared with me: 

"The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
they just make the best of everything that comes along their way."

Carry that thought with you as you tackle the rest of your week. 

For information on buying or selling in the bay area, please call me at 510-429-4800 or send me a note on the  form.

~ Joanne

Joanne L. Gardiner, Broker, e-PRO Realtor

Advantage Realty
3205 Whipple Road - Union City, California 94587

(510) 429-4800

San Francisco Bay Area 
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