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February 2009 


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Take time to enjoy the rain...

When's the last time you took a walk in the rain?  I have a neighbor who relishes walking in the rain.  She said it's a whole new world and then invited me along.  What fun!  Almost as much fun as Gene Kelly had in the movie.  Watch Gene Kelly sing "Singing in the rain." 

Instead of going outside some prefer tickling the keyboard and sipping coffee or tea. If that's more your speed today, then I would like to suggest finding a great soup recipe in our Cyber Kitchen or a project for your kids or grandkids in our Kids Korner.  Our Real Estate News section has timely information for anyone interested in real estate as we agents really experience it.

Have you thought about retiring in the San Francisco Bay Area but concerned about the cost of living?  Take a look at Mobile Home Living and Seniors and Retirees, packed with good tips, information and links for seniors. If you're over 55, already own a home, and want to continue to live in it, then check out Reverse Mortgages

You and California is a must stop if your looking for a job, want to live here, want to know more about the Golden State and the opportunities that are here. Bay Area Interests and Trips and Outings are good, too.

Plus there are many other section worth visiting, including Feel Better, sensible tips for everyone.  Refill your cup and scroll the left hand column. This site is for you and what will add to your daily life.

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Take care,

Joanne
Your San Francisco Bay Area Real Estate Broker... and coffee lover.

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 Thanks to Mr. Jim Knudsen

A video worth watching: Born Again in America - the song and video depict this country as it is today.


Your Financial Future - Take Charge!

Stock downturns. Declining house market. These are things you don't have control over. But on the home front, it's another story. Here's a list that can help you get the year started off right:

Keep a record of where your money goes. Look at your spending over the past three months. Leave nothing out. And then, cut expenses where you can.

Change your energy consumption habits (turn your thermostat down five degrees and save 10% in fuel costs).

Watch what you spend for food (avoid frozen dinners - you'll be paying $300 a pound for those veggies on the side).

Try to establish an emergency savings fund that will cover three to six months of expenses. 

Make sure your savings and checking accounts are FDIC-insured. 

If you're facing a mortgage foreclosure, look into Hope for Homeowners (a federal program that can help refinance mortgages for borrowers who are having difficulty making their payments).  

If you didn't qualify for the 2008 financial stimulus and your income has fallen dramatically, you could qualify for a "recovery rebate credit" on your 2008 tax return.  See IRS's Recovery Rebate Credit explanation.

If you're a first-time homebuyer, look into the new tax credit from the IRS that can equal up to 10% of your home's purchase price, up to $7,500.  

Amp up your 401(k) contributions if retirement is more than 10 years out (you should be putting away 10% to 15% of your income).  

Clean up your own credit (get a free copy of your credit report and look carefully for incorrect, misreported or out-of-date information).


Decoder: The 'multiplier effect'
By: Sally Herships for Marketplace Money

The Obama administration says the economic stimulus plan's price tag will be worth the cost -- and then some -- because of something called the "multiplier effect." What does that mean? Sally Herships explains.

Tess Vigeland: Congress will keep wrangling over the economic stimulus plan this week. President Barack Obama upped the pressure on lawmakers. He said the bill isn't perfect, but that the failure to act would turn the economic crisis into a catatrosphe.

He's been trying to sell the idea that all this massive government spending is worth it. In part, because of something called a multiplier effect. You'll be hearing this term a lot: Multiplier. But, what does it mean?


Sally Herships: The multiplier effect is all about spending and generating a return for the economy. Justin Wolfers is a professor of business and public policy at Wharton. He says, say the government builds a bridge:

Justin Wolfers: The money it spends turns out to be income for someone else say a construction worker, that construction worker with his or her greater income will maybe go and buy more groceries.

The grocery store owner now has more income.

Wolfers: Maybe he'll need to hire extra cashiers.

And maybe they'll all need to go and buy new clothes.

Wolfers: And so on.

So the multiplier is simply the way the government's spending ripples through the economy. Say you drop a stone in a pool. The first wave is like the money the government pays our construction worker. The subsequent ripples are weaker but they spread across a wide area. Justin Wolfers says Obama's economic experts are estimating the multiplier, or the sum of those subsequent ripples, will be 1.6 times the initial amount.

Wolfers: So government spending has a multiplied effect on gross domestic product. The overall effect is going to be bigger then the initial effect.

The administration's talking about spending almost a trillion dollars. It's hoping that'll generate $1.6 trillion throughout the economy. But Wolfers says no one's sure that'll happen.

Wolfers: We're tremendously uncertain about it. We economists are always both absolutely friendly and always at war. What is the multiplier? Is it zero? Is it five? Or does it lie somewhere in between and as a result how big should this stimulus package be?

You've got to get the initial spending number right Wolfers says. If it's too small, the economy may not budge. But if the number's too large, and the government doesn't have the cash on hand, well back to our imaginary bridge for a moment.

Wolfers: In order to fund that bridge the government's going to have to borrow money. If the government's borrowing money it may be that there's less money available for the private sector to borrow.

And taking money out of the mouths of the private sector will crimp growth, which isn't multiplying anything.


Another view on the current economical crisis

Returning to the Gold Standard? 
Interesting comments in a video interview with Congressman Ron Paul.  Watch it here

Insights to The Financial Crisis
Ron Paul takes caller questions on C-SPAN, covering the financial crisis, the TARP bailout, the stimulus package, the Republican party, and his ongoing efforts to spread the idea of liberty.

Who Ron Paul is...
Interesting insights and past comments by Ron Paul that at the time seemed exaggerated.  Who is Dr. Ron Paul


Http: vs Https:// ~ Thanks to Mr. Jim Knudsen

Maybe you already knew this,  but I thought it was important enough to send even if you already know. The main difference between http:// and https:// is that it is all about keeping you secure.

HTTP stands for HyperText Transport Protocol, which is just a fancy way of saying it's a protocol (a language, in a manner of speaking) for information to be passed back and forth between web servers and clients.

The important thing is the letter S which makes the difference between HTTP and HTTPS.
 
The S (big surprise) stands for "Secure."  If you visit a website or webpage, and look at the address in the web browser, it will likely begin with the following: http:// this means that the website is talking to your browser using the regular 'unsecure' language. In other words, it is possible for someone to "eavesdrop" on your computer's conversation with the website. If you fill out a form on the website, someone might see the information you send to that site. This is why you never ever enter your credit card number in an http website!

But if the web address begins with https://, that means your computer is talking to the website in a secure code that no one can eavesdrop on.  You understand why this is so important, right?
 
If a website ever asks you to enter your credit card information, you should automatically look to see if the web address begins with https://. If it doesn't, there's no way you're going to enter sensitive information like a credit card number.

 


Green Tip: 

PAXIL IN THE PIPES

For years, doctors advised patients to flush unused or outdated medications down the toilet. Today, scientists are urging us stop this practice because waste water treatment plants cannot remove these substances, and everything from hormones to codeine have been detected in streams and lakes. The health risks to animals and humans remain unclear.

For guidelines for safe disposal of medications, visit
http://nodrugsdownthedrain.com/disposal.html.

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Cold is a relative thing ~ Thanks to Mr. Richard DeBiaso

Some Michigan humor:

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Michiganders close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Michigan public schools open 2 hours late.


Gotta See These Houses ~ Thanks to Mr. Richard DeBiaso

What's With That Really Expensive House? is a voyeuristic special with a humorous edge. The show takes the viewers behind the closed doors of the most talked about houses in the neighborhood to meet the interesting characters who live there and tour their unique interiors. This special takes What's With That House one step further by checking out 10- 40 million dollar homes and asking the question: does anybody really need 14 bathrooms?

Here's the link to the show: Really Expensive Houses


Did you see that? ~ Thanks to Ms. Florence Pierson

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The Black Bra ~
Thanks to Mr. Jim Knudsen

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.  We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. 

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went. 

My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.  He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you."

The mistress: The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. 

Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.  As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"


The Presidents ~ Thanks to Ms. Florence Pierson

This is interesting. It’s the presidents morphing from one into another.

 The 44 Presidents - very unusual.


Stimulus Payment ~ Thanks to Ms. Florence Pierson, Ms. Linda Jo Bruton, and Mr. Jim Knudsen

This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format.

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set or a new computer, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.


What marriage is really all about ~ Thanks to Mr. Jim Knudsen

He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.

The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"

She answered, The teeth!"


The Back of Mount Rushmore ~ Thanks to Mr. Clayton Barry

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Inaugration Count ~ Thanks to Mr. Ward and Mr. Jim Knudsen
 
The tally is in! 2 million people attended the Inauguration of our new president.
 
Only 14 missed work!
 

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What really caused the crash in the Hudson ~ Thanks to Mr. Jim Knudsen


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Before you go, remember your comments, suggestions, and contributions are welcome. When you come across something funny or informative and in good taste, please send it along.  I would love to include it with your name and our thanks. 

Be sure to tell your friends about Coffee Break. And if you have time, explore the other sections of our web site. 

I leave you to ponder these words a good friend shared with me: 

"The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
they just make the best of everything that comes along their way."

Carry that thought with you as you tackle the rest of your week. 

For information on buying or selling in the bay area, please call me at 510-429-4800 or send me a note on the  form.

~ Joanne

Joanne L. Gardiner, Broker, e-PRO Realtor

Advantage Realty
3205 Whipple Road - Union City, California 94587

(510) 429-4800

San Francisco Bay Area 
San Francisco East Bay Real Estate

 

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