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Good with Coffee... February
2009
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Take time to enjoy the rain...
When's
the last time you took a walk in the rain? I have
a neighbor who relishes walking in the rain. She
said it's a whole new world and then invited me
along. What fun! Almost as much fun as Gene
Kelly had in the movie. Watch Gene Kelly
sing "Singing in the rain."
Instead
of going outside some prefer tickling the keyboard
and sipping coffee or tea. If that's more your speed
today, then I would like to suggest finding a
great soup recipe in our Cyber Kitchen or a project for
your kids or grandkids in our Kids Korner. Our Real
Estate News section has timely
information for anyone interested in real estate as we
agents really experience it.
Have
you thought about retiring in the San Francisco Bay
Area but concerned about the cost of living? Take
a look at Mobile Home Living and Seniors and Retirees, packed with
good tips, information and links for seniors. If
you're over 55, already own a home, and want
to continue to live in it, then check out Reverse Mortgages.
You and California is a must stop
if your looking for a job, want to live here, want to
know more about the Golden State and the opportunities
that are here. Bay Area Interests and Trips and Outings are
good, too.
Plus
there are many other section worth visiting,
including Feel Better,
sensible tips for everyone. Refill your cup and
scroll the left hand column. This
site is
for you and what will add to your daily life.
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Take
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Joanne Your
San Francisco Bay Area Real Estate Broker... and coffee
lover.
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You heard it here...
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Thanks to Mr. Jim
Knudsen
A video worth
watching: Born Again
in America -
the song and video depict this country as it is
today.
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Your Financial
Future - Take Charge!
Stock
downturns. Declining house market. These are things you
don't have control over. But on the home front, it's
another story. Here's a list that can help you get the
year started off right:
Keep a record
of where your money goes. Look at your spending over the
past three months. Leave nothing out. And then, cut
expenses where you can.
Change your
energy consumption habits (turn your thermostat down
five degrees and save 10% in fuel costs).
Watch what you
spend for food (avoid frozen dinners - you'll be paying
$300 a pound for those veggies on the side).
Try to
establish an emergency savings fund that will cover
three to six months of expenses.
Make sure your
savings and checking accounts are FDIC-insured.
If you're
facing a mortgage foreclosure, look into Hope for
Homeowners (a federal program that can help refinance
mortgages for borrowers who are having difficulty making
their payments).
If you didn't
qualify for the 2008 financial stimulus and your income
has fallen dramatically, you could qualify for a
"recovery rebate credit" on your 2008 tax return.
See IRS's Recovery Rebate
Credit explanation.
If you're a
first-time homebuyer, look into the new tax credit from
the IRS that can equal up to 10% of your home's purchase
price, up to $7,500.
Amp up your
401(k) contributions if retirement is more than 10 years
out (you should be putting away 10% to 15% of your
income).
Clean up your
own credit (get a free copy of your credit report and
look carefully for incorrect, misreported or out-of-date
information).
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Decoder: The
'multiplier effect' By: Sally Herships for Marketplace
Money
The Obama
administration says the economic stimulus plan's price
tag will be worth the cost -- and then some -- because
of something called the "multiplier effect." What does
that mean? Sally Herships explains.
Tess Vigeland:
Congress will keep wrangling over the economic stimulus
plan this week. President Barack Obama upped the
pressure on lawmakers. He said the bill isn't perfect,
but that the failure to act would turn the economic
crisis into a catatrosphe.
He's been
trying to sell the idea that all this massive government
spending is worth it. In part, because of something
called a multiplier effect. You'll be hearing this term
a lot: Multiplier. But, what does it
mean?
Sally
Herships: The multiplier effect is all about
spending and generating a return for the economy. Justin
Wolfers is a professor of business and public policy at
Wharton. He says, say the government builds a
bridge:
Justin
Wolfers: The money it spends turns out to be
income for someone else say a construction worker,
that construction worker with his or her greater
income will maybe go and buy more
groceries.
The grocery
store owner now has more income.
Wolfers:
Maybe he'll need to hire extra
cashiers.
And maybe
they'll all need to go and buy new clothes.
Wolfers: And
so on.
So the
multiplier is simply the way the government's spending
ripples through the economy. Say you drop a stone in a
pool. The first wave is like the money the government
pays our construction worker. The subsequent ripples are
weaker but they spread across a wide area. Justin
Wolfers says Obama's economic experts are estimating the
multiplier, or the sum of those subsequent ripples, will
be 1.6 times the initial amount.
Wolfers: So
government spending has a multiplied effect on gross
domestic product. The overall effect is going to be
bigger then the initial
effect.
The
administration's talking about spending almost a
trillion dollars. It's hoping that'll generate $1.6
trillion throughout the economy. But Wolfers says no
one's sure that'll happen.
Wolfers:
We're tremendously uncertain about it. We economists
are always both absolutely friendly and always at war.
What is the multiplier? Is it zero? Is it five? Or
does it lie somewhere in between and as a result how
big should this stimulus package
be?
You've got to
get the initial spending number right Wolfers says. If
it's too small, the economy may not budge. But if the
number's too large, and the government doesn't have the
cash on hand, well back to our imaginary bridge for a
moment.
Wolfers: In
order to fund that bridge the government's going to
have to borrow money. If the government's borrowing
money it may be that there's less money available for
the private sector to
borrow.
And taking
money out of the mouths of the private sector will crimp
growth, which isn't multiplying
anything.
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Another view on the current
economical crisis
Returning to the Gold
Standard? Interesting
comments in a video interview with Congressman Ron
Paul. Watch it
here
Insights to The Financial
Crisis Ron Paul takes caller
questions on C-SPAN, covering the financial crisis, the TARP
bailout, the stimulus package, the Republican party, and
his ongoing efforts to spread the idea of
liberty.
Who Ron Paul
is... Interesting insights and past
comments by Ron Paul that at the time seemed
exaggerated. Who
is Dr. Ron Paul
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Http: vs Https://
~ Thanks to Mr. Jim Knudsen
Maybe you
already knew this, but I thought it was important
enough to send even if you already know. The main
difference between http:// and https:// is that it is
all about keeping you secure.
HTTP stands for
HyperText Transport Protocol, which is just a fancy way
of saying it's a protocol (a language, in a manner of
speaking) for information to be passed back and forth
between web servers and clients.
The important
thing is the letter S which makes the difference between
HTTP and HTTPS. The S (big surprise)
stands for "Secure." If you visit a website or
webpage, and look at the address in the web browser, it
will likely begin with the following: http:// this means
that the website is talking to your browser using the
regular 'unsecure' language. In other words, it is
possible for someone to "eavesdrop" on your computer's
conversation with the website. If you fill out a form on
the website, someone might see the information you send
to that site. This is why you never ever enter your
credit card number in an http website!
But if the web
address begins with https://, that means your computer
is talking to the website in a secure code that no one
can eavesdrop on. You understand why this is so
important, right? If a website ever asks
you to enter your credit card information, you should
automatically look to see if the web address begins with
https://. If it doesn't, there's no way you're going to
enter sensitive information like a credit card number.
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Green Tip:
PAXIL IN THE
PIPES
For years, doctors advised patients
to flush unused or outdated medications down the toilet.
Today, scientists are urging us stop this practice
because waste water treatment plants cannot remove these
substances, and everything from hormones to codeine have
been detected in streams and lakes. The health risks to
animals and humans remain unclear.
For guidelines for safe
disposal of medications, visit http://nodrugsdownthedrain.com/disposal.html.
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A chuckle or two or even a
gasp...
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Cold is a relative thing ~ Thanks to
Mr. Richard DeBiaso
Some Michigan
humor:
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat. People in Michigan
plant gardens.
60 above
zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People
in Michigan sunbathe.
50 above
zero: Italian & English cars won't
start. People in Michigan drive with the windows
down.
40 above
zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves,
wool hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel
shirt.
35 above zero: New
York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in
Michigan have the last cookout before it gets
cold.
20 above Zero People
in Miami all die. Michiganders close the
windows.
Zero: Californians
fly away to Mexico. People in Michigan get out their
winter coats.
10 below
zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in
Michigan are selling cookies door to
door.
20 below
zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in
Michigan let the dogs sleep
indoors.
30 below zero: Santa
Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganders get upset
because they can't start the
Snowmobile.
40 below zero: ALL
atomic motion stops. People in Michigan start
saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero: Hell
freezes over. Michigan public schools open 2 hours
late.
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Gotta See These Houses ~ Thanks to
Mr. Richard DeBiaso
What's With That Really Expensive
House? is a voyeuristic special with a humorous
edge. The show takes the viewers behind the closed doors
of the most talked about houses in the neighborhood to
meet the interesting characters who live there and tour
their unique interiors. This special takes What's
With That House one step further by checking out
10- 40 million dollar homes and asking the question:
does anybody really need 14 bathrooms?
Here's the link to the show: Really Expensive
Houses
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Did you see that?
~ Thanks to Ms. Florence
Pierson

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The Black Bra ~ Thanks to Mr. Jim
Knudsen
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One
is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been
married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our
relationships and decided to amaze our men by
wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask
over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged
friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and
a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the
woman of my dreams. I love you."
The
mistress: The other night I met my lover at his
office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels
and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the
raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex
all night.
Then I had to share my
story: When my husband came home I was wearing the
leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a
mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door
and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
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The Presidents ~
Thanks to Ms. Florence
Pierson
This is interesting.
It’s the presidents morphing from one
into another.
The 44 Presidents - very
unusual.
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Stimulus
Payment ~ Thanks to Ms. Florence
Pierson, Ms. Linda Jo Bruton, and Mr. Jim
Knudsen
This year,
taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment.
This is a very exciting new program that I will explain
using the Q and A format.
Q. What is an Economic
Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the
federal
government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will
the government get this money? A. From
taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back
my own money? A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is
the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is that you
will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set
or a new computer, thus stimulating the
economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the
economy of China? A.
Shut up.
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What
marriage is really all about
~ Thanks to Mr. Jim
Knudsen
He ordered
one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.
The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully
cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing
them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front
of his wife.
He took a
sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the
cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites
of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over
and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, "That
poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for
the two of them."
As the man
began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He
politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man said they were just fine - They were used to
sharing everything.
The
surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't
eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and
occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again the
young man came over and begged them to let him buy
another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No,
thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
As the old
man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the
napkin, the young man again came over to the little old
lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked
"What is it you are waiting for?"
She
answered, The teeth!"
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The Back of Mount Rushmore ~ Thanks
to Mr. Clayton Barry

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Inaugration Count ~ Thanks to Mr. Ward
and Mr. Jim Knudsen
The tally is in!
2 million people attended the Inauguration of our new
president.
Only 14 missed
work!
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Worth a thousand words...
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What really caused the crash in
the Hudson ~ Thanks to Mr. Jim
Knudsen

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Before we say so
long...
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Before you go,
remember your comments, suggestions, and
contributions are welcome. When you come across
something funny or informative and in good taste,
please send it along. I would love to include
it with your name and
our thanks.
Be sure to tell
your friends about Coffee Break. And if you have
time, explore the other sections of our web
site.
I leave you to
ponder these words a good
friend shared with me:
"The happiest of people don't necessarily have
the best of everything; they just make the best of
everything that comes along their way."
Carry that
thought with you as you tackle the rest of your
week.
For information
on buying or selling in the bay area,
please call me at 510-429-4800 or send me a
note on the form.
~ Joanne
Joanne L. Gardiner, Broker, e-PRO
Realtor
Advantage Realty 3205
Whipple Road - Union City, California
94587
(510)
429-4800
San Francisco Bay Area San
Francisco East Bay Real Estate
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