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~ Coffee Break 103 ~
May 6, 2007


Hi friends,
 

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Spring is a good time to try something new.  I love fresh flowers in my home and when I ran across this idea of putting fresh fruit in a pitcher or vase before adding flowers I just had to share it with you.  The fruit  helps to hold the flowers in place and adds an interesting touch to your bouquet.

I hope you enjoy this week's Coffee Break.  Remember, your participation is welcome and invited. Send us your jokes, trivia, things to ponder, tips, and noteworthy items. Got a suggestion?  Contact Joanne ... and tell a friend about Coffee Break.

Take care, stay in touch, and be happy,

Joanne
Your San Francisco Bay Area Real Estate Broker

 

 Pulic Service Announcements ...


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Meet Roy Beck - America's Best Friend

Click the image at the right to watch a very enlightening video.  If you feel as I do, that immigration policies need to be improved, tell your State Senator.

Find your representative:
http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm

What they're saying about Roy Beck ...

"All sides can learn from Roy Beck" — Business Week

"Always balanced and never strident" — Washington Post

"Compassionate, profoundly moral" — Louisville Courier-Journal

"Roy Beck's gentle tone, sympathetic to native Americans and immigrants alike, is a welcome contrast to the strident approach taken by most commentators on both sides of the immigration issue" — Norman Matloff, professor of computer science, University of California, Davis

"No one has made a better case for immigration reductions" — Foreign Affairs

"Virtually irrefutable" — New York Post

"A populist reminiscent of classic investigative writers such as Upton Sinclair" — Vernon Briggs, labor economist, Cornell University

"Beck documents the way employers have used cheap immigrant labor to slash pay or worsen working conditions in blue collar jobs" — Boston Globe

"Gently and in a distinctly democratic and liberal tone of voice, Roy Beck makes the case for returning immigration to traditional levels" — Jack Miles, 1996 Pulitzer-winning author

"Raises the moral and analytical level of the immigration debate" — Herman E. Daly, ecological economist

Visit Roy Beck's web site:
http://www.numbersusa.com/about/advisors.html


Let Congress know how you feel about immigration issues. Click image:
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Computer Tip ...

Managing the Print Queue

Sometimes after sending a bunch of files to a printer, you find that nothing’s getting printed, and you need to check out the printer queue to find out what is or is not going on. Because Windows XP supports background printing, a printer queue can get pretty stacked up with print jobs even when everything is proceeding normally.

To check out the print jobs in your printer queue, you need to follow these steps:

  1. Open the Printer window with the printer queue by double-clicking the printer shortcut on the Windows desktop. If you haven’t made such a shortcut, right-click the printer icon in the Notification area (also known as the system tray) on the far-right side of the Windows taskbar and then select Open All Active Printers and Faxes on the pop-up menu that appears.

  2. After the window with the print jobs queued up for your printer opens, you can do any of the following things to the contents:

    To temporarily pause the printing of the documents in the print queue, choose Printer, Pause Printing.
    To remove a particular file from the print queue, select it in the list and then click Document, Cancel. To cancel the printing of all the documents, click Printer, Cancel All Documents instead.
    To change the position of a document in the print queue, drag the print queue description to a new position in the list (you can tell where the print job will appear by the appearance of the dark I-beam at the mouse pointer). Note that you can’t move a print job to a new position in the queue if the document status shows that the job is currently being printed.
  1. After you finish reviewing and changing the settings for the jobs in the print queue, click the Close box on the printer window.

Windows XP For Dummies Quick Reference, by Greg Harvey, puts Windows essentials at your fingertips.

 

 Now, this weeks Goodies ...


Mother Nature Loves Coffee Grounds

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In an era when we're all doing our best to protect our special planet, reviewing what we throw away is as natural as, well, drinking coffee! As it happens, spent coffee grounds are totally recyclable all year 'round in all sorts of ways.

Toss the grounds into your counter-top composting bin or into large garden or community composts. Worm composts are particularly great places for coffee grounds. Next time you go to the hardware store, check out the many styles of counter-top composting jars. They're nicely designed, offer a great alternative to the garbage disposal, and the compost that results is excellent for both indoor houseplants and outdoor plants, bushes, vegetables or flowers.

Coffee grounds can also play a role now that summer fishing experiences are just around the corner. Worms for fishing can be kept in a jar of coffee grounds; the worms will feed on them until their bait duty.

If composting is not for you, spent coffee grounds can still be used with plants. Mix the coffee grounds with potting soil to transplant houseplants, sprinkle the grounds directly on top of the soil of houseplants or outdoor ones. Acid-loving plants like hydrangeas, pine trees, and berry bushes love the nutrients from ground coffee!

Come wintertime next year, make a note to spread coffee grounds on icy sidewalks. The grounds provide a kind of traction to avoid dangerous falls yet they do not damage deck material or concrete as corrosive salts can do. And, when rain washes the grounds into the grass, your lawn benefits. To avoid tracking grounds into the house, always wipe your shoes on an inviting mat.

Source: SupermarketGuru.com

 


The Seed ~ Thanks to Mr. Jim Knudsen

A successful Christian business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together.

He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO. I have decided to choose one of you."

The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued, "I am going to give each one of you a SEED today -- one very special SEED. I want you to plant the seed, water it and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO."

One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and, excitedly, told his wife the story She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Every day, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow. Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew.

Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing. By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn't have a plant and he felt like a failure.

Six months went by -- still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed. Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing. Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however. He just kept watering and fertilizing the soil. He so wanted the seed to grow.

A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company brought their plants to the CEO for inspection. Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot. But she asked! him to be honest about what happened. Jim felt sick at his stomach, it was going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life, but he knew his wife was right. He took his empty pot to the board room.

When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety of plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful -- in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed. A few felt sorry for him!

When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives. Jim just tried to hide in the back. "My, what great plants, trees and flowers you have grown," said the CEO. "Today one of you will be appointed the next CEO!" All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his empty pot. He ordered the financial director to bring him to the front. Jim was terrified. He thought, "The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!"

When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened to his seed. Jim told him the story.  The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives, "Behold your next Chief Executive! His name is Jim!"

Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his seed. How could he be the new CEO, the others said.

Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed. I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it and bring it back to me today. "But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead -- it was not possible for them to grow. All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers.

"When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new Chief Executive!"

If you plant honesty, you will reap trust

If you plant goodness, you will reap friends

If you plant humility, you will reap greatness

If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment

If you plant consideration, you will reap perspective

If you plant hard work, you will reap success

If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation

If you plant faith in Christ, you will reap a harvest

So, be careful what you plant now; it will determine what you will reap later.

Two thousand years ago, Paul wrote to the church at Galatia the same story but with fewer words, "What you sow, so shall you reap." (Gal. 6:7)

We are grass that will wither and die, but the incorruptible seed of God's Word will live forever. Sow it daily into the life of your family! (1 Peter 1:23-25)



The Nature of Success ~ Thanks to Mr. Skip Munson

Very Inspirational

http://clicks.aweber.com/z/ct/?IHDcQ4wEEObLIiDnRKbkfw

 


Creation ~ Th
anks Ms. Perrilee Pizzini

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span"

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the  grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you ...

 


Spring Flowers ~ Thanks to Ms. Florence Pierson

I wonder if they come in different colors?

I wonder about the fragrance?

I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water?

I wonder if they bloom?

I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry?

I wonder if they're cheaper by the dozen?

I wonder if they come in long-stemmed?

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Captured at 115th and Allisonville Rd. in Fishers (Indianapolis).  The sign is real and was up for two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell PEONIES!

 


Ponder this ~ Thanks to Mr. John Lopez

In 1923, Who Was:

1. President of the largest steel company?

2. President of the largest gas company?

3. President of the New York Stock Exchange?

4. Geatest wheat speculator?

5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?

6. Great Bear of Wall Street?

These men were considered some of the worlds most successful of their days. Now, 80 years later, the history book asks us if we know what ultimately became of them.

The Answers:

1. The president of the largest steel company. Charles Schwab, died a pauper.

2. The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane.

3. The presiden t of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from prison
to die at home.

4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless.

5. The president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself.

6. The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed suicide.

However: in that same year, 1923, and the winner of the most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen. What became of him?

He played golf until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95. He was financially secure at the time of his death.

The Moral: Screw work. Play golf.


School Answering Machine ~ Thanks to Ms. Florence Pierson

This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school.
This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework.
The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.
The outgoing message:

"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school.  In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2

* To complain about what we do - Press 3

* To swear at staff members - Press 4

* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -Press 7

* To request another teacher, for the third time this year -Press 8

* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

* To complain about school lunches - Press 0

* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, home work and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!


How to sell Toothbrushes  ~ Thanks to Mr. Richard DeBiaso

The kids filed back into class on Monday morning. They were very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. 
 
Little Sally led off:  "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly. "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.
 
Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath.
 
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk.  "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes?" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny. "I set up a Chip & Dip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a sample.  They all said the same thing, 'Hey, this tastes like shit!'  Then I would say, It is shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

 

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The Hug   ~ Thanks to Ms. Florence Pierson

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A search of Snopes.com verified this is a true story:
http://www.snopes.com/glurge/hug.asp

 


Before you go, remember your comments, suggestions, and contributions are always welcome.  When you come across something funny or informative and in good taste, please send it along.  I would love to include it with your name and our thanks. 

I leave you to ponder what a good friend of mine shared with me: 

"The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything that comes along their way."

Make it a good week, be happy and and come back soon.

Joanne


Joanne L. Gardiner, Broker
e-PRO Realtor®

Advantage Realty
Clock Tower Commerce Center
3205 Whipple Road
Union City, California 94587

(510) 429-4800


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