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Hi friends,
Spring is a good time to try something
new. I love fresh flowers in my home and when I
ran across this idea of putting fresh fruit in a pitcher
or vase before adding flowers I just had to share
it with you. The fruit helps to hold the
flowers in place and adds an interesting touch to your
bouquet.
I hope you enjoy
this week's Coffee Break. Remember, your
participation is welcome and invited. Send us your
jokes, trivia, things to ponder, tips, and noteworthy
items. Got a suggestion? Contact Joanne ...
and tell a friend about Coffee Break.
Take
care, stay in touch, and be
happy,
Joanne Your San Francisco Bay Area Real
Estate Broker
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Meet Roy Beck - America's Best Friend
Click the image at the
right to watch a very enlightening video.
If you feel as I do, that immigration policies
need to be improved, tell your State Senator.
Find
your representative: http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm
What
they're saying about Roy Beck
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"All sides can learn from Roy
Beck" — Business Week
"Always balanced and never strident" — Washington Post
"Compassionate, profoundly moral" — Louisville
Courier-Journal
"Roy Beck's gentle tone, sympathetic to
native Americans and immigrants alike, is a welcome
contrast to the strident approach taken by most
commentators on both sides of the immigration issue"
— Norman Matloff, professor
of computer science, University of California, Davis
"No one has made a better case for
immigration reductions" —
Foreign Affairs
"Virtually irrefutable" — New York Post
"A populist reminiscent of classic
investigative writers such as Upton Sinclair" — Vernon Briggs, labor economist,
Cornell University
"Beck documents the way employers have
used cheap immigrant labor to slash pay or worsen
working conditions in blue collar jobs" — Boston Globe
"Gently and in a distinctly democratic and
liberal tone of voice, Roy Beck makes the case for
returning immigration to traditional levels" — Jack Miles, 1996
Pulitzer-winning author
"Raises the moral and analytical
level of the immigration debate" — Herman E. Daly, ecological
economist
Visit Roy Beck's web
site: http://www.numbersusa.com/about/advisors.html
Let
Congress know how you
feel about immigration issues. Click image:

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Sometimes after sending a bunch of files to a
printer, you find that nothing’s getting printed, and
you need to check out the printer queue to find out what
is or is not going on. Because Windows XP supports
background printing, a printer queue can get pretty
stacked up with print jobs even when everything is
proceeding normally.
To check out the print jobs in your printer queue,
you need to follow these steps:
- Open
the Printer window with the printer queue by
double-clicking the printer shortcut on the Windows
desktop. If you haven’t made such a shortcut,
right-click the printer icon in the Notification area
(also known as the system tray) on the far-right side
of the Windows taskbar and then select Open All Active
Printers and Faxes on the pop-up menu that appears.
- After
the window with the print jobs queued up for your
printer opens, you can do any of the following things
to the contents:
To temporarily pause the printing of the documents
in the print queue, choose Printer, Pause Printing.
To remove a particular file from the print queue,
select it in the list and then click Document, Cancel.
To cancel the printing of all the documents, click
Printer, Cancel All Documents instead.
To change the position of a document in the print
queue, drag the print queue description to a new
position in the list (you can tell where the print job
will appear by the appearance of the dark I-beam at
the mouse pointer). Note that you can’t move a print
job to a new position in the queue if the document
status shows that the job is currently being printed.
- After
you finish reviewing and changing the settings for the
jobs in the print queue, click the Close box on the
printer window.
Windows XP For
Dummies Quick Reference, by Greg Harvey, puts
Windows essentials at your fingertips.
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Now, this weeks
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Mother Nature Loves Coffee
Grounds
In an era when we're all doing our best to protect
our special planet, reviewing what we throw away is as
natural as, well, drinking coffee! As it happens, spent
coffee grounds are totally recyclable all year 'round in
all sorts of ways.
Toss the grounds into your counter-top composting bin
or into large garden or community composts. Worm
composts are particularly great places for coffee
grounds. Next time you go to the hardware store, check
out the many styles of counter-top composting jars.
They're nicely designed, offer a great alternative to
the garbage disposal, and the compost that results is
excellent for both indoor houseplants and outdoor
plants, bushes, vegetables or flowers.
Coffee grounds can also play a role now that summer
fishing experiences are just around the corner. Worms
for fishing can be kept in a jar of coffee grounds; the
worms will feed on them until their bait duty.
If composting is not for you, spent coffee grounds
can still be used with plants. Mix the coffee grounds
with potting soil to transplant houseplants, sprinkle
the grounds directly on top of the soil of houseplants
or outdoor ones. Acid-loving plants like hydrangeas,
pine trees, and berry bushes love the nutrients from
ground coffee!
Come wintertime next year, make a note to spread
coffee grounds on icy sidewalks. The grounds provide a
kind of traction to avoid dangerous falls yet they do
not damage deck material or concrete as corrosive salts
can do. And, when rain washes the grounds into the
grass, your lawn benefits. To avoid tracking grounds
into the house, always wipe your shoes on an inviting
mat.
Source: SupermarketGuru.com
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The Seed ~
Thanks to Mr. Jim Knudsen
A successful Christian
business man was growing old and knew it was time to
choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of
choosing one of his directors or his children, he
decided to do something different. He called all the
young executives in his company together.
He
said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the
next CEO. I have decided to choose one of
you."
The young executives were shocked, but the
boss continued, "I am going to give each one of you a
SEED today -- one very special SEED. I want you to plant
the seed, water it and come back here one year from
today with what you have grown from the seed I have
given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring,
and the one I choose will be the next CEO."
One
man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the
others, received a seed. He went home and, excitedly,
told his wife the story She helped him get a pot, soil
and compost and he planted the seed. Every day, he would
water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about
three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk
about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to
grow. Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever
grew.
Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went
by, still nothing. By now, others were talking about
their plants, but Jim didn't have a plant and he felt
like a failure.
Six months went by -- still nothing in Jim's pot. He
just knew he had killed his seed. Everyone else had
trees and tall plants, but he had nothing. Jim didn't
say anything to his colleagues, however. He just kept
watering and fertilizing the soil. He so wanted the seed
to grow.
A year finally went by and all the young executives
of the company brought their plants to the CEO for
inspection. Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to
take an empty pot. But she asked! him to be honest about
what happened. Jim felt sick at his stomach, it was
going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life,
but he knew his wife was right. He took his empty pot to
the board room.
When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety of
plants grown by the other executives. They were
beautiful -- in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty
pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed. A
few felt sorry for him!
When the CEO arrived, he
surveyed the room and greeted his young executives. Jim
just tried to hide in the back. "My, what great plants,
trees and flowers you have grown," said the CEO. "Today
one of you will be appointed the next CEO!" All of a
sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with
his empty pot. He ordered the financial director to
bring him to the front. Jim was terrified. He thought,
"The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me
fired!"
When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked
him what had happened to his seed. Jim told him the
story. The CEO asked everyone to sit down except
Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young
executives, "Behold your next Chief Executive! His name
is Jim!"
Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his
seed. How could he be the new CEO, the others
said.
Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I
gave everyone in this room a seed. I told you to take
the seed, plant it, water it and bring it back to me
today. "But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead
-- it was not possible for them to grow. All of you,
except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and
flowers.
"When you found that the seed would not grow, you
substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was
the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a
pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who
will be the new Chief Executive!"
If you plant honesty, you will reap trust
If
you plant goodness, you will reap friends
If you
plant humility, you will reap greatness
If you
plant perseverance, you will reap contentment
If
you plant consideration, you will reap
perspective
If you plant hard work, you will reap
success
If you plant forgiveness, you will reap
reconciliation
If you plant faith in Christ, you
will reap a harvest
So, be careful what you plant
now; it will determine what you will reap
later.
Two thousand years ago, Paul wrote to the
church at Galatia the same story but with fewer words,
"What you sow, so shall you reap." (Gal. 6:7)
We
are grass that will wither and die, but the
incorruptible seed of God's Word will live forever. Sow
it daily into the life of your family! (1 Peter
1:23-25)
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The Nature of Success ~ Thanks to Mr. Skip
Munson
Very Inspirational
http://clicks.aweber.com/z/ct/?IHDcQ4wEEObLIiDnRKbkfw
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Creation ~ Thanks Ms.
Perrilee Pizzini
On the
first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all
day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking.
How about only ten years and I'll give you back the
other ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created
the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do
tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll
give you a twenty-year life span"
The monkey
said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a
pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back
ten like the dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow
and said: "You must go into the field with the
farmer all day long and suffer under the sun,
have calves and give milk to support the farmer's
family. For this, I will give you a life span of
sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of
a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. How about twenty and I'll give back the
other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the
fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep,
play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll
give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only
twenty years? Could you possibly give me
my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten
the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave
back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said
God, "You asked for it."
So that is why for our
first twenty years we eat, sleep, play
and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years
we slave in the sun to support our family. For
the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain
the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we
sit on the front porch and bark at
everyone.
Life has now been explained to you ...
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Spring Flowers ~
Thanks to Ms.
Florence Pierson
I wonder if they come
in different colors?
I wonder about the
fragrance?
I wonder if it would
help to put those preservative packets in the
water?
I wonder if they
bloom?
I wonder whether they
would look better on the kitchen table or in the
entry?
I wonder if they're
cheaper by the dozen?
I wonder if they come
in long-stemmed?

Captured at 115th and
Allisonville Rd. in Fishers (Indianapolis). The
sign is real and was up for two hours before someone
stopped and told them how to spell PEONIES!
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Ponder this ~ Thanks to Mr.
John Lopez
In 1923, Who Was:
1. President of the largest steel
company?
2. President of the largest gas
company?
3. President of the New York
Stock Exchange?
4. Geatest wheat
speculator?
5. President of the Bank of
International Settlement?
6. Great Bear
of Wall Street?
These men were
considered some of the worlds most successful of their
days. Now,
80 years later, the history book asks us if we know what
ultimately became of them.
The
Answers:
1. The
president of the largest steel company. Charles Schwab,
died a pauper.
2. The
president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson,
went insane.
3. The presiden
t of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from
prison to die at home.
4. The greatest
wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad,
penniless.
5. The
president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot
himself.
6. The Great
Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed
suicide.
However: in
that same year, 1923, and the winner of the most
important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene
Sarazen. What became of him?
He played golf
until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95. He was
financially secure at the time of his death.
The Moral:
Screw work.
Play golf.
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School Answering
Machine ~ Thanks to Ms. Florence
Pierson
This is the message that the
Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted
unanimously to record on their school telephone
answering machine. This is the actual answering machine
message for the school.
This came about because they
implemented a policy requiring students and parents to
be responsible for their children's absences and missing
homework.
The school and teachers are
being sued by parents who want their children's failing
grades changed to passing grades - even though those
children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and
did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their
classes.
The outgoing
message:
"Hello! You have reached
the automated answering service of your school. In
order to assist you in connecting to the right staff
member, please listen to all the options before making a
selection:
* To lie about why your
child is absent - Press 1
* To make excuses for why
your child did not do his work- Press 2
* To complain about what we
do - Press 3
* To swear at staff members
- Press 4
* To ask why you didn't get
information that was already enclosed in your newsletter
and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
* If you want us to raise
your child - Press 6
* If you want to reach out
and touch, slap or hit someone -Press 7
* To request another
teacher, for the third time this year -Press
8
* To complain about bus
transportation - Press 9
* To complain about school
lunches - Press 0
* If you realize this is
the real world and your child must be accountable and
responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, home
work and that it's not the teachers' fault for your
child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice
day!
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How to sell Toothbrushes
~ Thanks to Mr. Richard DeBiaso
The kids filed
back into class on Monday morning. They were very
excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell
something, then give a talk on productive
salesmanship. Little Sally led
off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,"
she said proudly. "My sales approach was to appeal
to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that
approach for my obvious success."
"Very good,"
said the teacher. Little Jenny was
next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and
I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them
up on current events."
"Very good, Jenny," said
the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's
turn. The teacher held her
breath. Little Johnny walked to the front
of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the
teacher's desk. "$2,467," he
said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the
world were you selling?"
"Toothbrushes," said
Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes?" echoed the
teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth
brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the
busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny. "I set
up a Chip & Dip stand and I gave everybody who
walked by a sample. They all said the same
thing, 'Hey, this tastes like shit!' Then I would
say, It is shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
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The Hug ~ Thanks to
Ms. Florence Pierson

A search of Snopes.com verified this is a
true story: http://www.snopes.com/glurge/hug.asp
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Before you go, remember your
comments, suggestions, and
contributions are always welcome. When
you come across something funny or informative
and in good taste, please send it along. I
would love to include it with your name
and our thanks.
I leave you to ponder what a good
friend of mine shared with me:
"The happiest of people don't
necessarily have the best of everything; they just make
the best of everything that comes along their way."
Make it a good week, be happy and and come
back soon.
Joanne
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